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in inglese dei dialoghi dell'episodio: Terza serie (si ringrazia Xenamedia e Cristina Creek) [TEASER] G: “Now, ar-are you sure you don’t want me to come with you?” X: “And miss Adar’s speech?” G: “Please?” G [Chuckles]:
“Send my regrets. I’ll be there first thing ---------------------------------------------------------------- Women’s Voices: “Dance, everyone!” “A celebration!” Man’s Voice: “Peace lasts forever!” Man: “Welcome!
Welcome to the festival of peace! Peace to G: “Back atcha!” Man: “Peace forever!” G: “Everybody, yeah! I’m gonna need my arm back!” Man: “Peace to us all!” Woman: “Be happy!” G: “Adar.” Adar: “Gabrielle! Ya made it! But, where’s Xena?” G: “She had business in Pergos, but she sends her apologies.” Adar: “But-- she’ll miss my speech honoring Pax.” G: “I’ll
give her all the highlights. She’ll be back tomorrow Assistant: “They’re ready, Mr. Mayor.” Adar: “Thank you.” Assistant: “Please be seated.” Adar: “We
are gathered today from many villages-- for our ---------------------------------------------------------------- Adar [Yawns]: “By Zeus and all the gods!” Women’s
Voices: “Where is it?!” “I don’t know! I don’t Adar: “Pax is gone!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Guess it’s pretty bad, huh?” Adar: “Pretty
bad? It’s worse than pretty bad. This is a X: “Things don’t just vanish, Adar. Somebody stole it.” Adar: “It’s taller than a house. Who could’ve stolen it?” X: “I think we have a suspect. I’m talkin’ to you, Grandma!” Autolycus [Auto]/Grandma: “Ah! What’s that, Sweetie?!” G: “What-- ?” X: “I wanna ask you a few questions!” Auto/Grandma:
“I’m sorry, I need to tend to my, uh-- ow! X: “Ah!” Auto/Grandma: “Ohh! Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ahhh!” Auto: “Ow! Oww! That was _pinned_ on.” G: “Huh!
Autolycus? Of course-- who else could pull off a Auto: “Well,
it is impressive, isn’t it? I mean, a statue that X: “And what’s that, Genius?” Auto: “I didn’t do it.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT I] X: “What do you mean, you didn’t do it?” Auto: “Xena,
I’m very flattered that you don’t believe me, but Adar: “If you’re innocent, why were you wearing a disguise?” Auto: “Oh,
ho-- ha, ha, ha-- that’s a very good question. You G: “The king of thieves?” Auto: “And
because of that reputation-- well, if I were to be X: “I’ll
take care o’ this. [To Auto] That statue represents Auto: “Ahh!
Well, like I’m here for the pony rides! Xena, I X: “Give me a break.” Auto: “Oh,
no, not for any goody-goody reasons, but for me. X: “-- you’re no longer the king of thieves.” Auto: “Exactly--
which is why I’m gonna let you work with me on X: [Chuckling] “Oh, thanks, but no thanks.” Auto: “It
takes a thief to catch a thief. Look-- I just want X: “Autolycus,
it’s not called stealing if you retrieve stolen Auto: “No,
not if you go in there, _busting_ heads like you X: “Why would I wanna do that?” Auto: “As a favor to me?” X: “No!” Auto: “Oh, I get it. What have I done for you, lately, huh?” X: “Yeah.” Auto: “Yeah,
nothing besides letting you live inside my body X: “Are you quite finished?!” Auto: “That depends. Did it work?” X: “It worked.” Auto: “Then I’m finished. Xena, one more thing.” X: “What?!” Auto: “It’s gotta be done my way.” X: “Huh?” Auto: “My
reputation as the king of thieves is not gonna be X: “Deal.” Auto: “Ha-ha-- that’s my Xena.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Woman’s Voice: “Fishcakes! Fishcakes!” G: “Working
with us might rub off on Autolycus. It could X: “Autolycus became a thief to avenge a terrible wrong.” G: “I know--
he told me. He stole everything from the merchant X: “You
see, that was Autolycus’ defining moment. He’ll always Auto: [Gasping] X: “Come on! Well?” Auto: “Just
as I suspected-- there’s a deep furrow in the X: “So the
statue was toppled over and dragged out of the Auto: “Exactly,
my Dear. Now, all we have to figure out-- is X: “Right.” G: “Right.” Auto: “Be right with ya. Just gotta get this off. Oh! Oh!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Auto/Namin: “Greetings.
I am told you are the one called-- Wharfmaster: “Can’t help you.” Auto/Namin: “Ah,
no, no-- you misunderstand. I was hoping you Wharfmaster: “Look,
Blinky, I don’t know what you’re talkin’ Auto/Namin: “Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Then, perhaps for you-- it is Wharfmaster: “You’ll
have to speak it louder than that, my X: “Hmm.” Auto: “Uh,
I think you should talk to my associate. [Aside to X [to Auto]: “Right
you are. [To Wharfmaster] Now, tell us Auto/Namin: “You
don’t have to answer that. [Aside to X]: X: “Putting a little pressure on him.” Auto: “Psychological
pressure. Uh, Xena-- you agreed to do G: “Sixteen, seventeen.” X: “All right.” G: “Eighteen.” Auto/Namin: “Now-- are you willing to tell us?” Wharfmaster: “It was Tarsus.” Auto: “Tarsus? Of Siros?” Wharfmaster: “Yeah.” X: “You know him?” Auto: “Yeah, we have a history of sorts.” Auto/Namin: “Where’s his home base, now?” Wharfmaster: “A-a castle on the island of Mekonos.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Auto: “The
first thing we should do is size up the castle from X: “What
if they’re in the process of selling it right now? It Auto: “Good
point. Then one of us should go in as a fence, and G: “Impersonating a fence. Let me guess who does that.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tarsus: “What is it?” Asst: “There’s someone here asking about Pax.” Tarsus: “All right.” G/Myopia: “Tarsus, I presume.” Tarsus: “And you are?” G/Myopia: “Myopia,
the fence. I-- fence. I come to tell you, Tarsus: “Ha! What makes you think that I-- have Pax?” G/Myopia: “This?
You’d be surprised-- how _little_ it takes to Tarsus: “Get the furnace going.” G/Myopia: “Furnace?” Tarsus: “When
strangers start knocking on my door with offers, G/Myopia: “I’m not-- sure I-- understand.” Tarsus: “As
soon as the furnace is hot enough, the statue of ---------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT II] G/Myopia: “Wait. You can’t melt the statue down.” Tarsus: “Why not?” G/Myopia: “Be-- because it gets gooey! I do not pay for goo.” Asst: [Whispers in Tarsus’ ear] Tarsus: “This
is exactly what I meant-- about things being-- G/Myopia: “I’ve heard of her, of course!” X/Ezra: “Ha-ha! Dahling!” Tarsus: “Ezra-- nice to meet you.” X/E: “Charmed, I’m sure, but I’m here on business.” Tarsus: “Well,
you’re going to have some competition. This is X/Ezra: “Myopia,
I’ve heard of you. They say you used to be G/Myopia: “Tarsus
was just about to have the statue melted X/Ezra: “Well,
that would be because you’re a rank amateur. Of Tarsus: “Why is that?” X/Ezra: “Because
I don’t buy anything I don’t see melted down. Tarsus [Chuckles]: “You don’t trust me?” X/Ezra: “I
sell to the richest men and women on Earth. So, Tarsus: “Right away.” X/Ezra: “Fabulous.
Oh, my manservant’s outside. Would you ---------------------------------------------------------------- X/Ezra: “Ohhhhh.” Tarsus: “Let’s do it!” X/Ezra: “Here’s
my guy, now. This is my assistant, uh-- G/Myopia: “Bentley-- what an unfortunate name.” Auto/Bentley:
“Well-- Mother had, uh-- quite the sense a’ X/Ezra: “Stay
out of the way, Bentley. They’re about to melt Auto/Bentley: “Ooops!” Tarsus: “Your man is an idiot.” X/Ezra: “You’re telling me. Get inside, ya buffoon!” Auto: “A thousand pardons. I, uh-- ooooh!” Asst: “There’s
something wrong with the furnace. It’s losing G/Myopia: “What?” X/Ezra: “I thought you were running a classy operation here.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Auto: “Interesting.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tarsus: “You
incompetent scum. Make sure that furnace is X/Ezra [Aside
to G]: “We gotta keep them out here till Tarsus: “Well,
I guess there’s nothing wrong with changing your X/Ezra: “All
right. Well, let’s settle this right now, shall G/M: “Twenty.” X/Ezra: “Twenty-five.” G/Myopia: “Thirty.” X/Ezra: “Thirty-five.” Tarsus: “Thirty-five thousand dinars. Going once-- twice-- ” G: “Forty thousand.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Auto: “Hah!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- X/Ezra: “One hundred and fory thousand dinars.” G/Myopia: “One hundred-- sixty thousand.” X/Ezra: “Two hundred thousand dinars.” Tarsus: “Two hundred thousand dinars. Going once-- ” G/Myopia: “Two hundred-- fifty thousand.” Tarsus: “Two hundred and _fifty_ thousand dinars. Going-- ” X/Ezra: “Three hundred thousand.” G/Myopia: “Three hundred fifty.” X/Ezra: “Four
hundred thousand dinars-- and I’ll throw in the G/Myopia: “Let her have it.” Tarsus: “Sold. X/Ezra: “Well-- the money will be here in the morning.” Tarsus: “Perfect--
we’ll have the furnace operational by then. ---------------------------------------------------------------- X: “Ya just _had_ to outbid me, didn’tcha?!” G: “You outbid me, first.” X: “It’s a wonder you didn’t go even _higher_.” G: “Right! Like I can top the ring of Apollo?!” Auto: “Are
you two out of your minds?! What difference does it X: “I’m comin’ with you.” Auto: “Fine, but you know the rules.” X: “You go to the party. Tell ‘em we’ll join them later.” G: “No problem.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Auto: “Hmm. Mm-mm.” X: “This plan of yours is kind of ambitious.” Auto: “What else would you expect from the king of thieves?” X: “Oh, Thebes-- I’ve been there.” Auto: “Pay attention.” X: [Chuckles] Auto: “Ah-hah!
See? Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Paint-drippings? X: “Oops.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tarsus: “Sorry
you didn’t get the gold. But I’ll have some G/Myopia: “Hmm.” Tarsus: “Where’s your rival?” G/Myopia: “In her room, I imagine.” Tarsus: “Uh--
she’s missing the party. I’ll send somebody for G/Myopia: “Oh-- she’ll come later. She’s with someone.” Tarsus: “With someone?” G/Myopia: “Hmm.” Tarsus: “The hunchback?” G/Myopia: “Who else?” Theia: “Hunchback? Interesting.” Tarsus: “She
can be with him any time. Right now, I want her G/Myopia: “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” X/Ezra’s Voice: “Oh, you naughty guard, you!” X/Ezra: “Hold
everything! The party starts here! Ha-ha-ha! Tarsus: “Congratulations,
Ezra. I am obligated to tell you X/Ezra: “Really? Is he good-lookin’?” [They laugh.] Tarsus: “Look,
if you have the money here by morning, I’m sure X/Ezra: “Oh,
it’ll be here. So, tell me more about this Theia: “Excuse me. My name is Theia.” Auto/Bentley: “Oh. Uh-huh-- Bentley.” Theia: “Forgive
me for, uh-- staring, but-- I just can’t help Auto/Bentley: “Uh, smile?” Theia: “To be honest? I was actually referring to your hump.” Auto: “Oh, that-- uh-- hmm.” Theia: “Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?” Auto: “Well-- su-sure, go ahead, uh-- wh-what d’ya wanna know?” Theia: “Would you mind if I touched it?” Auto/Bentley:
“Oh, uh-- no, no. I would really rather-- that Theia: “Well, why? D-does it hurt?” Auto/Bentley:
“Well, of course it hurts. Why do you think X/Ezra: “I kid you not. It was this big.” Auto: “Hmm. Oh!” X/Ezra: “So,
tell me. How did you manage to steal the statue Tarsus: “Magician never gives away his secrets.” X/Ezra: “Oh.” Tarsus: “But
I will tell you this-- it was the best work-- I’ve X/Ezra: “Really?” Tarsus: “Of
course-- I haven’t always been a thief. Oh, no. X/Ezra: “Uh-huh?” Tarsus: “--
making a decent living. One day, I had a-- a X/Ezra: “Well, you would.” Tarsus: “Unbeknownst
to me, my competitor had a younger Guests: “A toast.” Tarsus: “--
to the man who has brought us all here tonight-- to ---------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT III] X/Ezra [“Sobbing”]:
“Auto! Auto, Baby! Ya promised me this Tarsus: “Shut
up! Take her, too! And gag her! Get them both X/Ezra: [Sobbing] Auto/Tarsus: “Watch the hump!” Man: “Quit that! Come on!” X/Ezra: “Ow! Please! No!” G/Myopia: “If
Ezra isn’t real-- the bidding isn’t real, Tarsus: “That’s
right. You can bid again in the morning-- ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tarsus: “That’s
twenty feet of the strongest chain wrapped Auto: “Good-- I enjoy a challenge.” Tarsus: “Uh-huh.
Well, enjoy it while you can-- because I’ve Auto: [Yawns] Tarsus: “Outwardly,
you’re always calm, Autolycus. But I’m not Auto: [Coughs] Tarsus: “I want this door gurarded at all times.” Auto: “Well-- this should be interesting.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tarsus: “You
pathetic weaking! I plan to sell you to the X/Ezra: [Mumbling incoherently in gags.] Tarsus: “Have a nice evening.” X/Ezra: [More mumbling] ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tarsus: “You
stay here-- and don’t let anyone talk to her-- ---------------------------------------------------------------- X/Ezra’s Voice: “Help me. Help me.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Could I ask you a question?” X: “Shoot.” G: “What are we doing?!” X: “We’re doing it his way.” G: “You call that _his_ way?” X “Don’t
get technical on me. Now that we know it was Tarsus G: “Why do you think he didn’t tell us who Tarsus was?” X: “I’m hoping because it doesn’t make any difference.” G: “So, where is he?” X: “Somewhere
in this castle, someplace-- chained and manacled G: “200 locks?” X: “Yes.” G: “No.” X: “It’s
gonna take him at least an hour to get out of that G: “All right.” X: “Would you get that? Thank you.” G: “Watch it. Sorry.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Auto: “Come
on. Come on, talk to me. I’m listenin’, but I’m ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “OK.
I found everthing that we need to go through with this X: “What is that?” G: “Brushes.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Guards: “Huh? Ooh! Ooh! Uh! Uh!” X: “I just
couldn’t begin to _think_ how to do that his way. G: “That’ll do.” X: “Good--
we’d better get everything we need into the G: “Don’t you think we should find Autolycus?” X: “Are
you kidding? He’d never forgive me if I robbed him of ---------------------------------------------------------------- Auto: “One hundred and ten. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- X: “We did it.” G: “Yeah.
The sun’s up. Where is he? Xena? Why don’t you go X: “Look-- this wouldn’t be-- ” G: “Oh,
his way-- yes, I know, but this plan will go to X: “Yeah, right.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- X: “I know it’s not quite your-- ” ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Where is he?” X: “I don’t know-- he wasn’t in the dungeon.” G: “That’s
great. He got out. The Silosians will be here any X: “I don’t think he’s gonna be joing us.” G: “What do you mean? His plan was to meet here.” X: “He’s not concerned with his plan anymore.” G: “I don’t understand.” X: “He’s going to kill Tarsus.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT IV] G: “But
Autolycus doesn’t kill. He got revenge on Tarsus X: “Now he plans to finish the job.” G: “Xena--
Autolycus isn’t a killer-- not even to avenge his X: “He’d
be a good one. Think about it. With his skills of G: “That’s if he crosses the line.” X: “We’re not gonna let him. Come on.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Auto: “Hello from Malechis.” Tarsus: “Hah--
you plan to kill me, don’t you? Why, Autolycus, Auto: “That’s why I’m here.” Tarsus: “Don’t
you want to thank me, first? Think about it. Auto: “Too
bad this isn’t about me. It’s about a decent man Tarsus: “Look,
Autolycus, I can’t bring your brother back, Auto: “Money-- I do love money. How much?” Tarsus: “Everything I own.” Auto: “Not enough, but thanks for trying.” X: “Don’t do it, Autolycus.” Auto: “Stay out of this, Xena!” X: “Don’t
get me wrong. I agree with you. He killed your Auto: “All
right, Xena, you’ve been waiting for this moment Soldiers: [Yell] Tarsus: “Kill them!” X: “Retreat.” Auto: “What?” X: “We got a plan, remember?!” [Xena yell] Tarsus: “After them , you idiots!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- [Big fight scene] G: “The Silosians are coming!” Tarsus: “Get them!” Soldier: “What are you doing?!” Auto: “Ooh! Whoa! Whoa!” Tarsus: “You
loved your brother so much. Say ‘Hi’ to him in X: “Come on-- come play with me, huh?” Auto: “OK, Xena-- up and over.” Soldiers: “Let’s
get of here! They’re too much for us! General: “Tarsus!” Tarsus: “Oh!” [Coughs] General: “Tarsus! Tarsus: “General--
your timing is perfect. Arrest these General: “I’m
afraid we have a different sense of humor in Tarsus: “Where
is it? What are you, blind?! It hasn’t been Auto: “_You_
stole it? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-- now, how can that General: “So, I’m negotiating with you?” Auto: “No, sorry. I’ve made other arrangements. Heh.” General: “You
ever offer me goods you don’t have again-- I’ll Tarsus: “Ahhhh!” X: “Autolycus-- I hope you don’t mind that I-- ” Auto: “No,
no-- say no more. Sometimes, your way is, uh-- just G: “Yeah--
they’ll be talking about you from Silosia to X: “Now,
let’s get that statue back home. They’ll be happy to Auto: “You
know the problem with your greatest work? You can ---------------------------------------------------------------- Adar [Yawns]:
“By Zeus and all the gods! Pax is back! Pax is G: “That’s what makes doing work like this worthwhile.” Auto: “Yes,
half-naked men screaming through the square-- I see G: “Autolycus?
Tell me you don’t feel a little bit happy-- A: “I’ll
tell you what makes me feel a little bit better-- is G: “-- the king of thieves-- ?” Auto: “--
has been restored again. And if these people wanna X [Speaking in Ezra’s Voice]: “Autolycus, Baby?” Auto: “I tried to thank you back there at the castle.” X: “Mm-hmm?” Auto: “But-- you are not an easy person to thank.” X: “I don’t need any thanks.” Auto: “I’m
sure you don’t. And I don’t have gems, or money, or X: “Thanks.” Auto: “Gabrielle?” G: “Yes?” Auto: “You’ll miss me.” Women’s Voices: “Autolycus!” “The man of my dreams!” Auto: “Ha-ha-ha.
Oh, what a sweet sound. [Using Bentley’s X: “Ta-ta.” G: “How does it feel to be a thief?” X: “Second-best?
[Using Ezra’s Voice] He’s got some noive.”
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